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hayden-moss:

How Utopia has surpassed BB so far:

-We actually see them the moment they arrive at utopia as opposed to a week later when we’ve missed all the important dynamics/conversations

-So many POCs

-Fist fight on Night 1 AND THESE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN COMPETING FOR ANYTHING

-FUCK THAT SMALL ASS POOL AND JACUZZI PRODUCTION LITERALLY BUILT A MANMADE LAKE AND WATERFALL WITH FISHES AND BUGS

-HOMELESS MAN

-PREGNANT LADY

, #omfg when is the premiere #WILD

me as a survivor host

"so i’m hearing a lot of trash talking huh, spill!!!!"

"well that’s not what he said in his confessional! ask him!!"

"look you’re season’s gettin boring, stop this pagonging rn or i’m out"

"today’s immunity challenge is a mud challenge, collect as much mud as you can. boys should do it naked tho. girls you can keep your clothes on thank you."

"uhm. yeah. cool."

"for this season of survivor, you will be playing with…… russell hantz!!!! ………….nah i’m just playin, you need to vote one out from each tribe right now actually"

some castaway: uh I don’t have the idol

me: “yeah cuz he has it u dumb fuck” *points out someone i want out*

"are you sure you wanna play that idol???? ARE U SUUURE????"

"are you sure you don’t wanna play that idol???? ARE U SUUURE????"

, #survivor #survivor san juan del sur #Jeff Probst #hey jeff fight me
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